I have rather strong feelings about homeowner’s associations; specifically, that I am against them.

I found this a couple years ago and just happened to think of it today:

The Renegade Elected

I can only hope that this was true. It’s just too good. I would pay good money for this to happen in my neighborhood, which is in a “conservation district” (not as restrictive as an HOA or Historical District, but still encourages the busybodies out there to be way too worried about the length of their neighbors’ grass, etc.).

My favorite part:

I’m having a non-running, rusty, 25-year-old pickup truck hauled in even as I speak. That sumbitch is going to sit in my backyard until I get around to it, and all of you are going to like it.